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Tags#tension,#stress,#meltdown cubicle,#theoretical workload limit,#brains full,#will become late,#initiatives overdue,#obligations,#urgent,#funny noise,#neglected useless line

Voice: Meltdown in cubicle 459540! Dilbert: That's Te. He should have reached his T.W.L. Asok: His what? Dilbert: Theoretical workload restriction. In layman's phrases, his mind is complete. It starts offevolved while just one among your tasks will become past due. You turn out to be spending all your time explaining why you failed to get it done. That makes all of your other tasks past due. When ever assignment become pressing, your mind can not decide what to do subsequent. Brains make a funny noise after they close down. Noise: Poink. Asok: Uh-oh. I simply overlooked a cut-off date. Wally: And so it starts. Tuesday November 12,1991

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Tags#Dilbert,#Dogbert,#dog,#assist,#single,#Women,#attractive,#petable,#cuter,#Funny,#influence,#frothing,#john sununu

Dilbert sits in his chair and Dogbert sits at the hassock.Dilbert says, "As my canine, I suppose you should be doing more to help me meet appealing single women at some stage in our walks."Dilbert maintains, "Try to be cuter, and appearance greater pet-capable."Dilbert continues, "And it is not humorous whilst you do your impression of a frothing mad dog on every occasion anyone walks by."Dogbert replies, "That's my John Sununu impression."Friday January 03,1992

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Tags#Dogbert,#Dilbert,#elves,#demands,#slapped,#pointy,#hats,#flat,#Funny

Dilbert and Dogbert sit at a table on which four elves are status.Dilbert reads from a record, "We the elves make the subsequent demands . . ."Dilbert holds up a fly swatter and asks, "Wouldn't it's funny if I simply slapped your pointy hats flat?"The elves stroll away sporting flattened hats.An elf says, "I can't trust what passes for funny around right here."Monday January 25,1993

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Tags#Dilbert,#objections,#Funny,#faces,#rambling,#month-to-month,#each day,#the boss,#Wally,#meetings

Dilbert, Wally, Alice, the Boss and Ted sit down at a conference table.Ted says, "If there are not any objections, I'd want to make funny faces and tell an extended rambling tale."Ted keeps, ". . . So, then I stated 'You want the MONTHLY file, not the DAILY file.' . . . But that got me questioning . . . So . . ."Ted says, "Blah blah blah" and waves his fingers.The Boss thinks, "I can pinnacle that."Friday February 05,1993

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Tags#motors,#clean,#letters,#express,#outrage,#editor,#Funny,#pages,#sarcasm,#youngsters,#Dilbert,#Dogbert,#time

The caption says, "Their cars are always easy."A guy polishes his automobile with a cloth.The caption says, "They write letters to express their outrage."A guy sits at a desk with an open newspaper next to him.The man writes, "Dear Editor,The funny pages is not any place for sarcasm!Think approximately the CHILDREN!"The caption says, "They study the identical ebook extra than as soon as."Dilbert sits in his chair analyzing a book and guffawing.Dogbert says, "They are the human beings with manner an excessive amount of time on their hands."Tuesday January eleven,1994

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Tags#small institution,#younger,#Funny,#unmarried human beings,#socialize,#romances,#ski journeys

Tina: "Dilbert, I'm forming a small clique of all of the younger, humorous, single people within the department." "We'll have drinks for the duration of lunch, speak approximately ski trips, and have romances in the organization." Dilbert: "Please...just shoot me now." Tina:"No, no...we want you to do our work."Friday May 27,1994

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Tags#rattus no longer rat,#genus,#large community,#squeak,#forgot to giggle,#so funny

"From now on, Bob please talk over with me as a 'rattus', no longer by using the diminutive time period 'rat'." "Frankly, I've in no way idea of folks like you in phrases of your genus.I see you as part of a bigger community." "Really?" "Yeah - the community of things that move 'sqeak' when I step on them." "That's so humorous I forgot to snigger."Thursday March 23,1995

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Tags#sell comapny,#very discriminating,#hate humans,#legal guidelines to defend,#lazy but humorous

Dogbert stands on a desk and addresses Wally, Dilbert and the Boss.Dogbert says, "I've decided to promote the organization for a massive earnings.I discovered a few very discriminating consumers."Wally asks Dogbert, "When you assert discriminating, you mean . . . ?"Dogbert answers, "They hate humans from this u . s .."Wally says to Dilbert, "It's k.We have legal guidelines to protect us."One Elbonian says to the opposite, "They're lazy, however as a minimum they are humorous!"The other laughs, "Hee hee."The Boss appears bowled over.Friday April 07,1995

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Tags#enhance profession,#ceo,#refer first name,#recent meeting,#rule,#iron fist,#humorous dog

Dilbert and Dogbert are sitting at the sofa.Dogbert says, "Try this little trick to enhance your profession . . ."Dogbert maintains, "Anytime you want something your way, genuinely check with your CEO by way of his first call and say he gave you instructions in the course of your very current assembly."Dogbert maintains, "It's absolutely unverifiable.People will worry you and do as you assert.You'll rule with an iron fist!"Dilbert responds, "You're a humorous little dog."

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