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advertising,project,cloud,catbert,management,budget,birthday,engineer,time sheet,income,wally,approach,dogbert,powerpoint,challenge control,topper,leader,boss,alternate,assembly,data,control,mordacSaturday February 05,2011

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Tags#embarrassment,#frustration,#like an fool,#simple solution,#stumping dilbert,#gladly explin,#appear like an fool

Man says, "There is a completely easy method to the problem that is stumping Dilbert." Man says, "I will gladly provide an explanation for it to him after this assembly." Dilbert says, "You're in all likelihood wrong, and yet you continue to made me look like an fool." Man says, "I win!" Tuesday July 19,2011

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Tags#relationship,#gadgets,#cellular (cellular) telephones,#Dilbert,#twitter,#global has judged,#dont exist,#ghost,#blockading tv,#relationships

Woman: How many Twitter followers do you've got? Dilbert: None. Woman: The international has judged you. Dilbert: It's as if I do not exist! Dogbert: For a ghost, you do a great activity of blockading the TV. Tuesday March thirteen,2012

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Tags#Dilbert,#dinosaurs,#mesozioc era,#word list,#joke

Dilbert says to Bob the Dinosaur and Dawn the Dinosaur, ". . . So Dawn here's a Nobodysaurus, and Bob, you are saying you are a Thesaurus?" Bob replies, "Ha ha!No, the 'Thesaurus' line is simply an antique dinosaur shaggy dog story."Dawn covers her eyes and giggles. Dilbert says, "I'll wager you were a rebel inside the Mesozoic era."Dawn says, "Eat him, Bob." Friday July 21,1989

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Tags#Dilbert,#dinosaur,#shaggy dog story,#carnivore,#robert,#cramp,#tail

Dawn the Dinosaur factors to Dilbert and says to Bob the Dinosaur, "You heard me, Robert.Eat him proper this minute!"Bob says, "But . . . however." Dawn crosses her arms and says, "You name your self a carnivore?Well, as a minimum smite him along with your effective tail!"Bob appears sheepish. Dawn says to Dilbert, "And THIS will train you no longer to clutter with dinosaurs!"Bob rubs his tail and says, "Cramp . . ." Saturday July 22,1989

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Tags#Dilbert,#dinosaur,#carnivore,#shaggy dog story,#bob

Dawn the Dinosaur says to Dilbert, "Let's make a deal.You allow us to retain hiding in your private home, and Bob won't hungrily devour you."Dilbert replies, "That's fair." Dilbert keeps, "But I'm puzzled . . . I recognize that Dawn can avoid being seen because she is a Nobodysaurus, but how on this planet did Bob pass neglected all this time?" Bob factors to his footwear and says, "Tennies."Dawn says, "Old dinosaur trick."

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